Currently moving my brunette wife and our dejected children into an abandoned ghost factory for a fresh start
Honey, don’t worry about our daughter’s new habit of standing in front of the security camera in her playroom and murmuring about bones every night. That’s probably just something women do
Why shouldn’t our son play in the pitch black sub-basement that was walled shut with bricks until I started renovations? He’s a growing boy
Finally caving to my wife’s irrational fear and typing “ghosts?” into the Google search bar
